Alternative names for my pregnant belly:
*Portable Table
*Hand Rest
*Food and Beverage Catcher
*Wall and Corner Scouter
*Stranger's Hand Magnet
*Conversation Starter
*Initiator of Stares
*Shirt Rebel
That's all for now.
A shout out to Asher for making these alternative names possible and present in my daily life.
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